All Hail our good and honorable King, Joseph the First!

My People, I have Good Tidings of Great Joy!

We Have a King!

This morning, in a majority opinion from the Supreme Court of the United States, the office of Chief Executive was abolished, in all practical aspects. President Joseph Robinette Biden III, of late the President and aforementioned Chief Executive, shall now be known as His Highest Excellency and Most Brilliant Leader, King Joseph I.

I present a list of actions recommended to King Joseph by the Privy Council:

Item the First: 

Naming Supreme Court justices is within His Majesty's official kingly duties, and, in celebration of his ascension to the throne, we recommend that His Majesty permit himself the appointment of a dozen new Justices.

This, being within His Majesty's official duties, is protected by the immunity which, when granted this morning, presented us with our Good King.

Item the Second:

Our Great and Most Wise King is our Lord and Protector. 

It is within his duties, of course, to protect our nation from harm, by reducing the population of seditious conspirators within it. In recognition of this, we recommend His Majesty therefore relocate, to Cuban accommodations of the New Royal government, all persons He deems unsafe for continued presence here, Himself being now granted immunity for all His official duties thereof.

Item the Third: Partisan Chicanery

We, the Privy Council, do most solemnly recommend this final gift to Himself, in celebration of his Royal Ascension: disband the Republican Party at all levels of government, and remove the leadership, also, to Cuba, where He has Most Desirable dwellings for His guests.

PROCLAMATION

We do hereby proclaim huzzah to our new King, and demand he begin celebrating his ascension immediately.