Wednesday, July 17, 2024

The first speech Joe Biden should give to the nation, in a series of calm fireside chats.

"Look, I know this is going to be hard to hear, but I gotta say it: you and a lot of good Americans have been abused by Donald Trump and the Republican party. I mean it, I have been sitting here, watching them take you for suckers, and it makes me angry, because you are good people. 


But, to them, you are nothing but a vote and a recurring credit card charge. 


They know that you are afraid for the future, and they have weaponized that fear to turn you on the people trying to save the nation. 


Let me address one way in which they are taking you for suckers: look, I am a Democrat, and let me tell you, not a single one of our meetings ever included promoting pedophilia. Now, just, just... Let that sink in. They told you that preposterous lie about raping babies just to BAIT you into their bidding. And let's get one thing clear: there is no pedophilia problem within the party, or in its policies and platform. 


The only people with an intense, almost fetishistic obsession with pedophilia, are Republicans. Did ya ever think WHY they might be so obsessed? Did ya ever wonder where their proof was? Well, don't worry, I have the answer for you: every Republican accusation is a confession, giving you a glimpse at their criminally twisted minds, which, for some unknown reason, are focused on adults raping children. And, they have NO PROOF. If they had proof, I would ask them to bring it to the Justice department immediately for investigation and prosecution. But, four years in, and they have no proof. Just look it up: when have they ever told you a name and a location? Never. They are lies, all lies, all the way down.

So, let us recap: there is no pedophilia caucus in the Democratic party, and, until the Republicans come up with evidence--good, hard evidence--you can take it to the bank that they are peeing on your leg and saying its raining. Thank you, and may God bless the United States of America."


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