First suggestion: begin the long-delayed transfer of leadership from the corpses to those still living.
You cannot win political campaigns in this environment with wordy, policy-thick ads, read by septuagenarians in reading glasses.
Those leaders must retire to the backbench, and allow more connected politicians to take the lead.
Nothing against you, really. You had your run, but now, you must do what Joe Biden did, after great pressure FROM YOU yourselves (if I may say so): admit that you aren't the ones to continue leading, and turn over the keys to the new members. There are fiery leaders in the House already, and many more in state houses who are on the verge of making the leap to the federal level.
Make way for the new leaders and, please, enjoy retirement.
Second suggestion: use ads like knives, not boxing gloves.
Make way for the new leaders and, please, enjoy retirement.
Second suggestion: use ads like knives, not boxing gloves.
Every Democratic ad, from now until Trump is gone, must involve a logo-like graphic on the chyron, and it must be as crudely offensive to Musk and Trump as possible under FCC regulations.
There are so many to choose from. First to mind is the hacked HUD video, showing Trump kissing and licking Musk's feet. The graphic could switch from a focus on the kissing and licking, to the look on Musk's dumb AI-generated face.
And, you can always just flash images of Musk wearing his shades indoors, a sign of ketamine abuse. In fact, you might flash them, with the caption, "Ketamine abuse? Just asking questions!" Or him at the beach with his fishbelly-white gut hanging out, giving us all snowblindness, switching between images of a rocket exploding or penile implant ads.
You have got to get serious with these clowns. Now is NOT a time for policy wanking. Now is the time to save the nation. It is not the time for old approaches.
They have made it a fistfight, we must make is a knife fight.
Ungentlemanly things will need to be said and done.
Third suggestion: organize progressive "security" groups
There are so many to choose from. First to mind is the hacked HUD video, showing Trump kissing and licking Musk's feet. The graphic could switch from a focus on the kissing and licking, to the look on Musk's dumb AI-generated face.
And, you can always just flash images of Musk wearing his shades indoors, a sign of ketamine abuse. In fact, you might flash them, with the caption, "Ketamine abuse? Just asking questions!" Or him at the beach with his fishbelly-white gut hanging out, giving us all snowblindness, switching between images of a rocket exploding or penile implant ads.
You have got to get serious with these clowns. Now is NOT a time for policy wanking. Now is the time to save the nation. It is not the time for old approaches.
They have made it a fistfight, we must make is a knife fight.
Ungentlemanly things will need to be said and done.
Third suggestion: organize progressive "security" groups
The message has been sent, but have you read it? A liberal citizen speaking at a GOP town hall in Idaho was abducted by a private security force without uniforms or other identification.
No one could remember exactly WHO hired them.
Like fuck they didn't know.
They have now officially turned security forces AGAINST YOUR BASE.
It is now demonstrably apparent that liberal voices at town halls need physical protection, as well.
Of course, you cannot just show up and say you are there as security, because that would be laughable.
However, if you have volunteer speakers ready to be escorted by a lawfully-organized security force issued TO them, each individual might go in with two security officers accompanying them.
So, Susie Homemaker, all in gingham and lace, carrying a basket of apples, and all sweet and pure, might enter with a question in mind about Trump/Krasnov cozying up to Russia, and what they have on him. She is escorted to the mic by security, and escorted back to her seat afterwards.
If the locals object, flash the official badges from your organized force and state that THEY made this necessary.
They might need sidearms. Or not.
Legally-issued, of course.
This would be a good progressive billionaire project, also.
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So, yeah. A few little suggestions.
No one could remember exactly WHO hired them.
Like fuck they didn't know.
They have now officially turned security forces AGAINST YOUR BASE.
It is now demonstrably apparent that liberal voices at town halls need physical protection, as well.
Of course, you cannot just show up and say you are there as security, because that would be laughable.
However, if you have volunteer speakers ready to be escorted by a lawfully-organized security force issued TO them, each individual might go in with two security officers accompanying them.
So, Susie Homemaker, all in gingham and lace, carrying a basket of apples, and all sweet and pure, might enter with a question in mind about Trump/Krasnov cozying up to Russia, and what they have on him. She is escorted to the mic by security, and escorted back to her seat afterwards.
If the locals object, flash the official badges from your organized force and state that THEY made this necessary.
They might need sidearms. Or not.
Legally-issued, of course.
This would be a good progressive billionaire project, also.
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So, yeah. A few little suggestions.
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